Driving me Batty

So all the sudden today at work the place just starts picking up volume. I can hear it start way at the other end of my hall and then louder and louder until it finally reaches the other side of my cube. Total pandemonium! There was a bat in the building. This apparently gave all the cubers a reason to get loud and rowdy. There was running and screaming and squawking. What the f?? Is this really the only thing to get excited about. It has been quite the drama. There are the sensitive quizicals: How do we get the bat out? Where did the bat go? Oh, is the poor thing going to die? Bat, bat, bat! Then there are the bat comics: Let's trap him in the microwave, So-n-so will catch him, he already has rabies. Let's not forget the Scarlet's :Oh Rhett how will I eva concentrate on my work if this bat does not manage to set itself free, hold me I'm frightened. It is really bringing out all the players around here. And I guess for once I'm Debbie downer because I'm just looking at everyone like they are complete morons with nothing better to do.