Add this to my resume...

So now that I'm in a proper office job where moving is not required for up to 10hrs a day...this is the only thing I'm collecting, fat. So far today, we had potluck breakfast which consisted of many donuts and other goodies. Then, stopped by co-workers desk, left over Halloween candy, can't let that go to waste. Oh today is bosses b-day, must celebrate with big honkin' piece to show boss I care. This place is killing me.