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I'm back from vacation and feel very refreshed and glad to be back in a house that is not on wheels. I went on vacation in a RV. Fun times...

I learned that I do not want to be a game warden after all. I watched several at the parks we visited and it appears to be a great life. But, then I went out to dinner with my high school principal tonight and he reminded me off all the jackasses that I went to high school with that just wait for game wardens to harass and unlike most law enforcers most all the people you run into will have a gun. Not good. He told me some stories that scared the game warden right out of me. So no more worries, I'm putting my skirt down until something a little less redneck blows up it. Actually, that sounds kind of f-u-n!

What's that you say Madge??

They say that when you are in a foreign country that you don't hear the words just the language and then one day you hear the words and you know them. It happens over night. I wonder if that is how the language of love works too. The prophet Madonna says that you just have to turn your head around and open your eyes. I think I have whip-lash. Cuz baby I'm a whippin my head around like the girl in exorcist. As far as the eyes go, I'm quite the deer in headlights.

Down, down, down in your heart
Find, find, find the secret
Turn, turn, turn your head around
Baby we can do it, we can do it all right

I searched, I searched, searched my whole life
To find, to find, find the secret
And all I did was open up my eyes
Baby we can do it, we can do it all right
Do you believe that we can change the future
Do you believe I can make you feel better

It's all an illusion
There's too much confusion
I'll make you feel better
If it's bitter at the start
Then it's sweeter in the end

Do you believe in love at first sight
It's an illusion,
I don't care
Do you believe I can make you feel better
Too much confusion, come on over here

That's Cadet Bridget to you!

Well, I think I had a calling today at lunch. I was dreading going back to work and was wondering if there was any job that I would be excited to get back to and I decided that it was Game Warden. So I looked it up and strange enough they are taking applicants at this very time for cadet training. Is this a sign? Or maybe the sign was that I could hardly afford to eat until pay day and Game Warden's make half of what I make. Hmmm, not sure.

But, the Game Warden thing has always crept into my head...so maybe it is my calling. Who knows? I just know that being the fastest copier and paster is not it. So I am inquiring to do a ride-a-long with a real live Game Warden. I feel the winds of change a blowing and by God I'm going to show the world what's under this skirt and you know what...it might be a Game Warden Cadet badge.